The Kingdom of the Three Lilies is a place for brotherhood, not divisions. We do not abide racism, chauvinism, religious bigotry, classism, or homophobia.
No alcohol is allowed in the Kingdom. This isn’t our policy, it’s the law, and we respect it.
Support W. Curtis Draper’s financially. Buy your cigars here. Rent a locker. Every visit from you should put some money in the till.
We recognize kings and queens by their noblesse oblige. That’s Latin for “the obligations of a ruler.” Be nice to people. Laugh at your own mistakes. Say please and thank-you. Tip your tobacconist. Consider, if even for just a fleeting moment, the novel possibility that you might be wrong.
Have opinions. Just because we don’t tolerate bigotry doesn’t mean we forbid debate. Argue whether Christianity is a myth, which political party is worse for the country, baseball’s designated hitter rule, or which K-pop band is best. Great discussions start from people speaking their mind.
The difference between a good smoke and a great one is the company you keep. A fifty-dollar stick enjoyed by yourself is just a fifty-dollar stick. A ten-dollar stick enjoyed with your friends, though — that’s a memory!
Enjoy your smoke! If you don’t like your stick, tell your tobacconist why and ask for help finding the one that’s right for you. Smoke your stick your way — even if your weapon of choice is odd, idiosyncratic, or cheap. Life’s too short to waste it trying to impress people with cigar labels.
